Kama Kamailio
(To the tune of "Karma Chameleon")

There's some traffic in your trace
All the way
If I capture all your SIP, would you stay?
I'm a node without direction
But I route, and now I know
How to scale a whole connection
Let it go
Let SIP flow

Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
You let SIP flow
You let SIP flow
Routing would be easy
If your peers all stayed online
UDP or TCP
UDP or TCP

Didn’t match the Contact line
Every day?
You were NAT'd behind some box
I heard you say
That my route is full of friction
Wrong Via
And too slow
When you fail
You're gone forever
No re-INVITE show
Oh no no no

Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
You let SIP flow
You let SIP flow
Routing would be easy
If your peers all stayed online
UDP or TCP
UDP or TCP

Every log is diagnostic
You’re my proxy
Not my static
Every trace is like survival
You’re my helper
Not my rival

I’m a node with SIP addiction
SIP and RTP below
I just parse the next direction
Let it go
Let SIP flow

Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
You let SIP flow
You let SIP flow
Routing would be easy
If your peers all stayed online
UDP or TCP
UDP or TCP