ℹ️ Your data is safe here... unless you make the SNIP gods angry. And let's just say they have a really bad sense of humor.

From KNERD, 6 Months ago, written in Plain Text.
This paste will cross the great divide in 4 Months.
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  1. Kama Kamailio
  2. (To the tune of "Karma Chameleon")
  3.  
  4. There's some traffic in your trace
  5. All the way
  6. If I capture all your SIP, would you stay?
  7. I'm a node without direction
  8. But I route, and now I know
  9. How to scale a whole connection
  10. Let it go
  11. Let SIP flow
  12.  
  13. Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
  14. You let SIP flow
  15. You let SIP flow
  16. Routing would be easy
  17. If your peers all stayed online
  18. UDP or TCP
  19. UDP or TCP
  20.  
  21. Didn’t match the Contact line
  22. Every day?
  23. You were NAT'd behind some box
  24. I heard you say
  25. That my route is full of friction
  26. Wrong Via
  27. And too slow
  28. When you fail
  29. You're gone forever
  30. No re-INVITE show
  31. Oh no no no
  32.  
  33. Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
  34. You let SIP flow
  35. You let SIP flow
  36. Routing would be easy
  37. If your peers all stayed online
  38. UDP or TCP
  39. UDP or TCP
  40.  
  41. Every log is diagnostic
  42. You’re my proxy
  43. Not my static
  44. Every trace is like survival
  45. You’re my helper
  46. Not my rival
  47.  
  48. I’m a node with SIP addiction
  49. SIP and RTP below
  50. I just parse the next direction
  51. Let it go
  52. Let SIP flow
  53.  
  54. Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamailio
  55. You let SIP flow
  56. You let SIP flow
  57. Routing would be easy
  58. If your peers all stayed online
  59. UDP or TCP
  60. UDP or TCP
  61.  
  62.